I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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