We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Randomize
