If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
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I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
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Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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