happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
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I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I need moral support for this bender
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
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It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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