I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
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Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
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Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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