Where is the hickey?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Randomize
