You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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