You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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