Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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