i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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