But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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