yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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