Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
