Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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