We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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