Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
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