don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
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I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
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Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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