I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
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how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
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She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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