I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
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After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
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I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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