What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Is it penis luge time yet?
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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