UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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