My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
We talked him into tasing himself.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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