In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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