Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
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I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
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My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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