No awkward lesbian experiences without me
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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