now i know why i became what i already was.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
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I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
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Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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