Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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