so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
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I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
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A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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