maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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