chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
We're too hungover to prance.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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