And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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