im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
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I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
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I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
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