i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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