why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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