So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
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I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
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There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
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