? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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