Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Randomize
