covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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