11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
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I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
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Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️