i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
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You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
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If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head