plz talk dirty to me
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
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You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
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Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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