I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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