It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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