But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
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