bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
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I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
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Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
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