Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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