Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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