why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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