All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Randomize
