onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
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If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
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Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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