My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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