So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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