she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
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Hippo gnu deer
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
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Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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