When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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