Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
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I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
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idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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