I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
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i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
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We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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